Grandma's Feather Bed Intro : D G A7 D D D D G D A7 When I was a little bitty boy just up off a floor D G D - A7 - D We used to go down to Grandma's house ev'ry month end or so, D G D A7 We'd heva chicken pie and country ham 'n' home made butter on the bread D G A7 D But the best darn thing about Grandma's house was her great big feather bed CHORUS: D D G D It was nine feet tall and six feet wide soft as a downy chick D D It was made from the feathers of forty 'leven geese E7 A7 took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick D D G D It'd hold eight kids 'n' four hound dogs and a piggy we stole frome the shed D G A7 D We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun on Grandma's feather bed D G D A7 After supper we'd sit around the fire the old folks'd spit and chew D G D - A7 - D Pa would talk about the farm and the war and Granny'd sing a ballad or two D G D A7 I'd sit and listen and watch the fire till the cobwebs filled my head D G Next thing I'd know I'd wake up in the mornin' A7 D in the middle of the old feather bed CHORUS D G A7 D D G D A7 Well I love my Ma, I love my Pa I love Granny and Grandpa too D G I been fishin' with my uncle I rasled with my cousin D - A7 - D„^ I even kissed Aunt Lou ooo! D G D A7 But if I ever had to make a choice I guess it oughta be said D G A7 D That I'd trade 'em all plus the gal down the road for Grandma's feather bed D G (Pause) I'd trade 'em all plus the gal down the road... CHORUS D G We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun A7 D D G A7 D„^ D„^ on Grandma's feather bed